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  • WOLF NOTES: An Uncommon Interview – Chris Jackson

    081Welcome to WOLF NOTES, where interview questions stray from the rest of the pack. It’s nice to know the usual stuff like where an author gets their inspiration and why they write, but sometimes we need a little fun in our lives.

    Jackson picAs a professional sailor, writer, scientist, and life-long gamer, writing nautical and RPG tie-in fantasy came naturally for Chris.  His Scimitar Seas novels from Dragon Moon Press have won multiple gold medals from Foreword Reviews Magazine, and his Pathfinder Tales novels, Pirate’s Honor, Pirate’s Promise, and Pirate’s Prophecy from Paizo Publishing have received high praise. Though he’s built a reputation writing pirate stories, his magical assassin, Weapon of Flesh series has also become a Kindle bestseller, culminating last year with the sixth novel, Weapon of Mercy. He’s also branched into the Horror genre with his soon-to-be released novella The Deep Gate, an Arkham Horror tie-in story from Fantasy Flight Games.

    His recent short works include Dia de Los Muertos, in the Drawing Destiny Shadowrun anthology, First Command, in the Women in Practical Armor anthology from Evil Girlfriend Media, and a series of short stories for the Starfinder compatible Legendary Planets Adventure Path by Legendary Games.

    Lastly, he has published the Cheese Runners Trilogy of satire-science fiction novellas available in digital, paper, and Audible versions.

    Drop by jaxbooks.com and sign up for his mailing list.

    Wolf: If you could be any animal in the universe, what would it be and why?

    Chris: I think it would be a spinner dolphin. They are always playing, perfectly at home in their environment, and seemingly effortless in their grace. They’re social, quick, intelligent, and beautiful. I’ve watched them for hours under sail while they ride the waves, darting and dashing about, jumping from the sea to flip and spin in acrobatic antics. Yeah…I could totally do that.

    Wolf: Dolphins are cool. What is the strangest food you’ve ever eaten?

    Chris: I spent a couple of summers on foreign fishing vessels as a NMFS observer, and ate whatever they ate. One vessel was Japanese, and I ate like a king, gaining about 15 pounds in two months! The other was Korean, and I lost weight, not because the food was not delicious, but it was very spicy (all three meals a day were spicy) and it took my stomach about a month to get used to it. A lot of octopus, squid, pickled jellyfish with sea-urchin roe, pickled bits of this and that, and fish head soup (which is actually delicious, if you can ignore the eyeballs).

    Wolf: It all sounds yummy. If you had to pick a weapon, what would it be and why?

    Chris: I’d have to ask for what purpose? Survival in the Zombie Apocalypse, home defense, or just to hang on the wall? And can it be magical? Can it be science fiction? I’m not a fan of guns, but I’m not averse to them either. For home defense I’d probably choose an automatic pistol with some knock-down. For zombies, maybe a katana (you never have to reload a sword). I do own a broadsword, which would do nicely.

    Wolf: I’ve always been partial to blades, myself. You’ve just been turned into a plant. Describe yourself.

    Chris: There is a great line from one of the Patrick O’brian novels. Stephen Maturin wants to name a tortoise after Jack Aubrey, but he says “Oh, no. Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate. Yep…that’s me. Prickly and hard to eradicate.  Maybe a blackberry bush, because they put out sweet fruit every once in a while, too.

    Wolf: I like that. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

    Chris: I’ve lost too many friends and loved ones over the years not to wish for the power to heal. If I could eradicate disease, injury, illness, and pain, I would be a very happy person.

    Wolf: You should check out Star Touched, by A. L. Kaplan. There are several characters who can heal, including the main character, Tatiana. What five items would you want to have in a post-cataclysmic world?

    Chris: Depends on the cataclysm (Would there be zombies, aliens, monsters?) but I think I’d want a really nice sailboat (fully equipped, of course), a water purification system, a good hunting rifle, some really top-notch fishing gear, and an e-reader with every book ever written on it.

    Wolf: You’re definitely a seafarer. Which of your characters is your favorite?

    Chris: I created a courtesan/spy/sorceress for my Pathfinder Tales novels, Vreva Jhafae, who is probably my favorite. She is beautiful, smart, and courageous, but also not entirely “good” if you know what I mean. She’s on the right side but will stoop to nefarious means to achieve her goals. If you took James Bond, made him an omnisexual woman, gave her magic and a snarky feline familiar, you’d pretty much have Vreva.

    Wolf: Sounds interesting. I’ll have to read them. What is your favorite body of water and why? (river, ocean, waterfall, puddle, bottle…)

    Chris: The Caribbean, without a doubt. I fell in love with the sea at a very young age and spent years on the deck of my father’s fishing boat off the Oregon Coast, then more years in Alaska, the Bering Sea, Gulf of Mexico, and now the Caribbean and Atlantic. I’d love to sail the Greek Isles and see the Great Barrier Reef one day. Second favorite would be Crater Lake, Oregon…just because it’s so utterly awesome.

    Wolf: Yup. A seafarer through and through. What story are you working on now?

    Chris: Always have more than one project at once. Right now I’m working on four; two rewrites of previously published works and two new stories. The one that I just finished and has not gone through edits yet is a story about a shape shifter. It’s set in my own fantasy world, where I’ve already written about fifteen novels, so the world is pretty much built and the magical “rules” set. He’s a war veteran and carries a lot of PTSD. He has a snarky animal companion, Max, who helps him by “stabilizing” his shape shifting, and the two become embroiled in a revolution of sorts. I don’t want to give too much away, but it’s set in a middle-eastern themed area of desert, ancient tombs, djinn, and a tyrannical male-centric society. You know that’s not going to last, right?  There is also magic, romance, and other shape shifters involved.

    Wolf: Sounds cool. What do you like to do when you’re not writing?

    Chris: I’m kind of a nature buff, and I love the sea, so probably either sailing or snorkeling. My wife and I own a sailboat that we have taken from Maine to Trinidad, and are now exploring the western Caribbean. I prefer warm water, and we try to snorkel as much as possible. There’s always something new to see, and my wife Anne, is a marine biologist, so she can actually tell me what we’re looking at. We’ve been blogging our sailing adventures for nine years. If you want to have a look, check out sailmrmac.blogspot.com

    Wolf: I will. Thanks for visiting. Connect with Chris through these links.

    Twitter: @ChrisAJackson1
    Facebook: chris.a.jackson.967
    Google+: Ch*************@***il.com
    Linkedin: ch***@******ks.com

  • WOLF NOTES: An Uncommon Interview Janis Wilson

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    Welcome to WOLF NOTES, where interview questions stray from the rest of the pack. It’s nice to know the usual stuff like where an author gets their inspiration and why they write, but sometimes we need a little fun in our lives.

    Janis WilsonJanis Wilson is a former newspaper reporter and retired trial lawyer.  After leaving her law practice, she began researching the world’s most compelling cold case, that of Jack the Ripper.  He became the subject of her first novel, Goulston Street. Then, she taught a course on Jack at Temple University, where she attended law school.  Her next Ripper venture was to co-create RipperCon, a conference for students of the crimes and investigation into the Ripper.  She will be a panel moderator and principal speaker at this year’s RipperCon in Baltimore April 7-8.  Wilson is a member of Sisters in Crime, Mystery Writers of America and Maryland Writers Association. Wilson is the author of The Devil’s Triangle, printed in Death Knell V, available through Amazon. She lives, without incident, with her husband and two rescue cats in Baltimore.

    Wolf: If you had to pick a weapon, what would it be and why?

    Janis: I’d really like to slice people up with my sharp wit until they suffered the death of 1,000 cuts.

    Wolf: I think you’ve been a bit over-immersed in Jack the Ripper. What is the nicest thing you’ve ever done to your characters?

    Janis: I let one escape a serial killer when I could just as easily have made her another victim.  I also gave a poor woman an income for life.

    Wolf: That was nice. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever done to your characters?

    Janis: I sent an aristocratic woman to live in Whitechapel, the poorest section of the richest city in the 19th century.  She really didn’t deserve it.

    Wolf: Do you consider yourself a cat person, or a dog person?

    Janis: Confirmed cat person, although I wish long and happy lives to all canines.  I prefer cats because I am humble enough not to be upset by their superiority.  However, I am jealous of their beauty and grace.

    Wolf: There is a door at the end of a dark, damp corridor. You hear rumbling. What do you do?

    Janis: Wet my pants.

    Wolf: After you change, I have another question for you. The world is about to end. What is the first thing you do?

    Janis: Eat a whole pie.

    Wolf: Pie is good. Which of your characters is your favorite?

    Janis: Tough call.  My protagonist is Lady Sarah Grey, who has a lot of courage and a big heart.  On the other hand, Lady Millicent Maelson, Sarah’s best friend, is as smart as Sarah, far prettier, and kinder than Sarah.  However, she is not so nice as to be cloying.

    Wolf: What is your favorite body of water and why? (river, ocean, waterfall, puddle, bottle…)

    Janis: Without question, it would be the Thames River.  If flows in England, where my books are set and has inspired everyone from Charles Dickens to Jerome K. Jerome.

    Wolf: That makes sense. What story are you working on now?

    Janis: I’m writing another Lady Sarah Grey novel in which the 19th Century socialists are getting up to trouble and blowing things up, literally and figuratively.

    Wolf: So, why aren’t literary agents beating a path to your door?

    Janis: I live in a high-rise building.

     

    Learn more about Janis at these links:
    https://JanisWilson.com 
    Ja***@*********on.com
    Twitter:  @Janis757

  • WOLF NOTES: An Uncommon Interview – Lew McIntyre

     

    081Welcome to WOLF NOTES, where interview questions stray from the rest of the pack. It’s nice to know the usual stuff like where an author gets their inspiration and why they write, but sometimes we need a little fun in our lives.

    Wolf: This week we welcome Lew McIntyre. Tell us a little about yourself, Lew.

    Lew HeadshotLew: I was borne in Asheville, NC, attended Catholic elementary and high school, though I don’t know how my parents afforded it on my father’s taxi-driver pay.  We managed, and I helped, first with a paper route around age twelve. Interestingly, I delivered most of Thomas Wolfe’s paper route that he described well enough in Look Homeward Angel to identify.  I was a ham radio operator then, building or repairing my own equipment.  I joined the US Naval Reserves while still a junior in HS, planning on technical rate training and two years active duty after graduation, then college on the GI Bill.  What I got were delightfully unsupervised drill weekends at Naval Air Station Atlanta my senior year, and an appointment to the US Naval Academy instead.  I graduated in 1970 with a degree in aerospace engineering, got my wings in 1972 and began flying with the TACAMO squadron VQ-4 at Patuxent River.  I went to the Naval Postgraduate School in Monterey, where I got my masters in aero, and met my wife Karen.  That was followed by another TACAMO tour with VQ-3 on Guam. I imported Karen and we were married there in a squadron wedding in 1979.  We had two children, raising them while we cast about from Norfolk, to San Diego to Omaha, where I retired in 1990.  My civilian career was as contractor/engineer, continuing to support TACAMO which I do to this day, about a hundred yards from the hangar at Patuxent River where I flew my first mission flight.

    Wolf: Wow. Thank you for your service. If you could be any animal in the universe, what would it be and why?

    Lew: I think I would be what I am, human, flawed, but we know we are flawed, and can constantly strive to be better.

    Wolf: That’s a good way of thinking. What is the strangest food you’ve ever eaten?

    Lew: Kimchi, for the first time in Korea, back before it was modernized.  Made in jugs on everyone’s porch.  The smell of fermenting cabbage, charcoal, and benjo ditches forever for me are Osan, though I am sure it is a bright bustling modern city now.

    Wolf: If you had to pick a weapon, what would it be and why?

    Lew: I am very partial to the Russian Nagant 7.62mm bolt-action rifle of WWII.  Though it is a long rifle, it is exquisitely balanced. The first time I fired it, though I hadn’t used iron sights in decades (I use scopes on all my other rifles), I was able to place a clip of seven rounds into a two-inch group at a hundred yards.  The adjustable sight is good for about a mile range (2000M), though I can’t vouch for the accuracy: the rear sight aims the weapon up at about a twenty-degree angle at that range.

    Wolf: Impressive. What is the nicest thing you’ve ever done to your characters?

    Lew: Antonius’ and Marcia’s wedding in her hometown of Liqian.  It was totally unexpected, though they had been lovers for a year.  Her mother was still alive, and it was just impromptu.  They were traveling with a group of Xiongnu nomads.  It was quite the multicultural event, part Roman, part Chinese, but with portions contributed by the Xiongnu nomads, the Arabs, and the mysterious character Galosga, from wherever he was from.

    But first, she had to kill her consort in a fight to the death.

    Wolf: That’s a harsh way to end a relationship. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever done to your characters?

    Lew: Antonius and Marcia had developed a shy tentative friendship when they were first cast together on the ship Europa.  She is a twenty-year-old concubine, physically and verbally abused since forced into that role at twelve.  He is a Roman centurion, but oddly awkward around women, the ones he is not renting.  He considers her above his station, a domina (lady).  She is separated from her consort on another ship, and their subsequent hijacking causes her to consider that she may be rid of him for good.  She blooms in the respect and deference given her by Antonius and his companion.  Their friendship evolves, and just when it might transition to something more, somewhere in the South China Sea a sail appears on the horizon behind them, with the distinctive triangular topsail of the Asia, her consort onboard.

    Wolf: Bummer. You’ve just been turned into a plant. Describe yourself.

    Lew: I can’t! I have no mouth! I would be aware of the world at a much, much slower pace than an animal. I sense the sunlight on my leaves and ever so slowly turn them to face the sun but pumping fluids from one side to the other. I sense something like what you call pain, from predatory insects or damage, which causes me to repair it. I move by growing and that takes a while.  We plants communicate with each other, which NPR reported a while back.  We can communicate chemically with other plants, to warn each other of predatory animals or insects, so I would have some sense of smell, which would be my primary sense of the world.  We also form inter-species symbiotic relationships, for example with fungi and mosses moving nutrient from one tree to another, taking a cut of the produce for their own use.  Would I think? Perhaps. The NPR program indicated that plants can learn and remember, and since I can do those two things, I can have some sort of thoughts.  And since I don’t have to move, I would have plenty of time for deep thought.

    Wolf: Do you consider yourself a cat person, or a dog person?

    Lew: Definitely a cat person.  I like dogs, but I find them more demanding than cats.  We have two indoor cats and an outdoor one

    Wolf: While walking in the woods you come across…

    Lew: A flint arrowhead.  I would muse over the story behind it, how it came to be lost, then exposed again for me to find, hundreds or maybe thousands of years after it was made.  I would examine the stone carefully, examining how it was shaped into a deadly weapon, wondering how long it would take to make one.

    Wolf: If you could have a super power, what would it be?

    Lew: Not much for superpowers, I like ordinary characters doing extraordinary things.  I think I would most like to have very good night vision, able to see shapes, perhaps thermally, rather than visually.

    Wolf: There is a door at the end of a dark, damp corridor. You hear rumbling. What do you do?

    Lew: First, I would be very careful about opening it! Is the rumble water or machinery? Water of course has a chaotic arrhythmical character to it, with a lot of Gaussian white noise superimposed. If it were water, I would try to determine if is flowing in some sort of channel or directly past the door itself. If it were flowing past the door, I think I would hear more of a vibration, like water past a hull.  In that case, opening it would be a very bad idea indeed.  If it were a channel, on the other hand, an underground river, it might offer an opportunity or escape, perhaps more water, if it is not a sewer!

    If it were machinery or vehicles, that would depend on my circumstances.  Do I expect such things? If it is a manned space, do I expect the people to friend or foe?

    Wolf: What five items would you want to have in a post-cataclysmic world?

    Lew: I would want things that are durable, useful for making other things I need, things that I will not use up and be unable to replace.

    1. A swiss army knife, with multiple tools and accessories.
    2. A large hunting knife.
    3. A whetstone for sharpening them.
    4. Flint and steel for making fire.
    5. A book on blacksmithing

    Wolf: Which of your characters is your favorite?

    Lew: While I love the relationship between Antonius and Marcia, I think my deepest and most complex character is the pirate Ibrahim. He started his life on the sea forty years before the setting of The Eagle and the Dragon as an illiterate runaway shepherd boy, joining a ship at Jiddah to end up as a deckhand on some tramp freighter plying the Mediterranean. The ship picked up someone under military escort at Caesarea, a person of some status, who oddly enough took to talking with the young deckhand.  He did not understand much of what the man was talking about and declined an offer to continue with him to Rome when he got off in Myra to board a big grain freighter.  The man wished that God would grant the young Ibrahim his greatest wish.  Later that week, a storm blew Ibrahim from deckhand to captain and into a life of piracy. He later learned through dockyard gossip that the same storm had been his friend’s big ship onto Malta.

    Ibrahim at sixty is urbane, self-educated, and a meticulous planner.  He runs a criminal enterprise that spans the eastern Mediterranean and northern Red Sea, preying on the lucrative Roman trade with India, always one step ahead of crucifixion.  His enterprise rivals a military organization, with logistics to dispose of the loot, security to protect the valuable booty in transit, intelligence to identify lucrative victims and keep an eye on Roman surveillance.  In another life, he might have been a successful businessman, general or admiral.  He is ruthless and cunning, but never unnecessarily brutal.  He kills only those who need killing.

    Having hijacked the Europa, he finds his erstwhile accomplice has double-crossed him and his pre-planned safe port for disposing of the tons of gold and silver in the ship’s hold is likely compromised.  He continues on, extemporizing, with more gold than he can swim with, until he forms an unlikely alliance with the two Roman soldiers, Gaius Lucullus and Antonius Aristides.

    His underlying desire is to end his life with at least one friend… not an ally, not an accomplice, not someone who constantly bears watching, but a trusted friend.  And to understand the message given to him forty years before.

    Wolf: What story are you working on now?

    Lew: Two stories are in work, one nearly complete, True Believers, the Founding Fathers of TACAMO.  This is an anthology of ten memoirs, including my own, the people who came back to the TACAMO aviation community, when it was considered professional suicide to do so, and the commanding officer who inspired us to take that leap of faith.  That is complete, though there may be one more submission (I am not waiting, this has been like herding cats!) This is an unusual story, as new aviation communities, built around a specialized mission, aircraft, and the accumulated customs and traditions that give it life, these communities do not emerge very often.  TACAMO (rhymes with Whack-a-Mole) is one of only three new Navy communities to emerge since World War II, the others being airborne surveillance flying the E-2 Hawkeye, and the Electronic Intelligence community flying the EP-3, doing “spook stuff.”  We are adding pictures now, then there will be a DoD security review. I hope to publish through the US Naval Institute Press.

    The other story is a sequel to the The Eagle and the Dragon, the same characters ten years later where I left them off, from Kazakhstan to China, the Middle East, Rome to northern Italy.  Various forces will put them on the move, to be drawn into the maelstrom of Rome’s version of Iraqi Freedom, the invasion of Mesopotamia in 115AD.  Many of these characters had very minor roles in E&D, but will have major roles in The Long Road Back to Rome. The Jewish rebel/deckhand Shmuel, for example, joined the Roman army and rose to the rank of centurion. He will be challenged severely, to choose between the honor and duty of his new profession, and the Jewish faith which he doesn’t practice.

    Wolf: What do you like to do when you’re not writing?

    Lew: Ham radio, talking to people around the world, something I have done since the 1960s, hunting, running and biking.  I love exerting myself physically to the limit.  Oh yes, and wasting time with Freecell and Sudoku.

    Wolf: Thanks, Lew, and thanks to everyone who stopped by. You can connect with Lew through the links below.

    Lew McIntyre on FB: https://www.facebook.com/?ref=tn_tnmn

    Lewis McIntyre author page on FB: https://www.facebook.com/Lewis-McIntyre-245650645781133/?fref=ts

    Eagle and the Dragon book page: https://www.facebook.com/TheEagleAndTheDragon/

    Come, Follow Me book page:  https://www.facebook.com/ComeFollowMePilateAndJesus/?fref=mentions

    Website: www.lewis-mcintyre.com

     

  • WOLF NOTES: An Uncommon Interview – Matt Fuchs

    081Welcome to WOLF NOTES, where interview questions stray from the rest of the pack. It’s nice to know the usual stuff like where an author gets their inspiration and why they write, but sometimes we need a little fun in our lives. Say hello to Matt Fuchs.

    megreenshirt3Matt Fuchs writes speculative fiction. In his novella Rise of Hypnodrome, published with CCLaP in 2015, a political faction called the Lifestyle Party rises to power under the presidency of Deepak Chopra and rolls out a policy agenda to maximize personal happiness. Matt tells stories about enlightened AI and fringe political ideas taking over. Links to his work appearing in Compelling Science Fiction, Centropic Oracle, Allegory, Every Day Fiction, and more can be found at fuchswriter.com. Other endeavors include law review articles on the first amendment and magazine pieces about adventure eating. He hasn’t figured out yet how to combine the two topics.

    Wolf: If you could be any animal in the universe, what would it be and why?
    Matt: The backward-aging jellyfish. When it starts to die, it can reverse the aging process to the larva stage and then it grows into an adult again.

    Wolf: That’s really cool. What is the strangest food you’ve ever eaten?
    Matt: I’ve tried a bunch of stuff including worms, crickets, and tuna eyeballs. But the food that I physically rejected, as in threw up on an East Village sidewalk, was a goat platter covered in a curry called p’haal, which is laced with spices that Indian farmers smear on their fences to keep elephants from their crops.

    Wolf: I think I’ll stay away from that one. What is the nicest thing you’ve ever done to your characters?
    Matt: I turned a character into a god. Can’t beat that.

    Wolf: What is the meanest thing you’ve ever done to your characters?
    Matt: Dying alone. It’s happened to quite a few of my characters!

    Wolf: You’ve just been turned into a plant. Describe yourself.
    Matt: I need people’s emotions to photosynthesize. Sunlight and nutrients do nothing for me, but I crave human sadness, jealousy and enthusiasm, especially when these feelings are experienced within a few feet of my leaves. It makes me grow and blossom. Apathy makes me wilt.

    Wolf: If you could have a super power, what would it be?
    Matt: The ability to change the timespan of a given day from 24 hours to any duration of my choosing.

    Wolf: I’d love to have that one! If you had to pick a weapon, what would it be and why?
    Matt: It’d be a weapon of the mind like telepathy. I would communicate responsibly to make the world a better place, or I’d more likely end up planting ideas in people’s heads about me being ridiculously smart and good-looking.

    Wolf: What five items would you want to have in a post-cataclysmic world?
    Matt: Number one, a machine that magically produces rivers of cold brew coffee. My tennis racquet. At least one other person so I don’t have to make friends with beach balls. Books for entertainment since it’s boring when everything is destroyed, unless zombies are chasing me. Also right after the apocalypse a time machine would be great!

    Wolf: Great ideas. Describe a meal you would be served while visiting another world.
    Matt: Humans are the enemies of the species inhabiting this world, so I’ve disguised myself as another breed of alien, one that’s on better diplomatic terms, to avoid capture. I’m hanging out with the emperor, who serves me a delicacy stolen from earth. Pan-fried humans! What do I do?

    Wolf: Don’t have an answer for you. What story are you working on now?
    Matt: A single dad raising his young daughter who is 60 percent robot.

     
    Social Media Links: @FuchsWriter

  • WOLF NOTES: An Uncommon Interview – H. L. Burke

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    Welcome to WOLF NOTES, where interview questions stray from the rest of the pack. It’s nice to know the usual stuff like where an author gets their inspiration and why they write, but sometimes we need a little fun in our lives. This week I welcome H. L. Burke

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    H. L. Burke is the self-published author of multiple fantasy novels including the Dragon and the Scholar saga and The Nyssa Glass YA Steampunk series and Coiled. 

    She is an admirer of the whimsical, a follower of the Light, and a believer in happily ever after. 

     

    Wolf: If you could be any animal in the universe, what would it be and why?

    H. L.: Cat-Dragon. It’s a thing. If it isn’t a thing, it should be. I fly and breathe fire, but am also soft and fuzzy and I purr and knock things off the table just to test gravity.

    Wolf: What is the strangest food you’ve ever eaten?

    H. L.: Does a caterpillar I swallowed in middle school just to show off count as food? I tend to be kind of adventurous, and I did live in Japan for a while, so I’ve had authentic Sushi and whole dried fish on rice for breakfast and things like that. Squid on a stick? Good flavor, rubbery texture. I think the most, “huh,” thing I had in Japan, were various pastries I assumed were chocolate filled only to find out it was black bean paste instead. That never failed to fill me with chagrin. Beans aren’t something I particularly like, especially in dessert.

    Wolf: If you had to pick a weapon, what would it be and why?

    H. L.: Can I say cat-dragon here, too? Seriously, no one, NO ONE, messes with you if you have a cat-dragon. Especially mice-dragons. Mice-dragons are the worst and a cat-dragon is really the only defense against them. If it must be a non-sentient weapon, when I used to do some online RP’ing my character was armed with a frying pan. I swear this was years before Tangled. In fact, I’m 90% sure Disney stumbled onto a thread on my Tolkien fan forum and found a scene where my cat riding character was fighting off giant Mirkwood spiders with a frying pan and said, “Oh, that’s cool. We’ll do that.”

    Wolf: You’ve just been turned into a plant. Describe yourself.

    H. L.: I’m a plant.
    Dang, that was easy …
    Oh, what? More detail?
    Gee, demanding, aren’t we? Hmm … plant me is an air plant. Roots are for suckers. I’m flexible. I can pretty much grow anywhere as long as you spritz me with water on occasion. Plus my hair is a mess and I don’t do well-organized gardens. But yeah, you have some pots hanging from the ceiling, I’ll swing there for a while. I’m just tiny and adorable but maybe a little big pokey.

    Wolf: Do you consider yourself a cat person, or a dog person?

    H. L.: I think the fact that I’ve managed to answer “cat-dragon” to two of these questions so far gives you a pretty good hint on where I fall on the “cat or dog” scale. I have a dog. He’s a nice enough dog. He’s just not as personally attached to me as my cat, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne is a humongous orange cat with the best personality. He just showed up on our doorstep one day and decided he was going to stay. We take a lot of selfies together, and he sleeps at the foot of my daughters’ beds (he rotates). When Coryn (my older daughter) was sick, he camped out next to her on the couch for three days straight.

    He’s also still very “cat.” Once I walked in on him nudging a book towards the edge of the table and caught it before it hit the floor. He gave me a look that could kill because I’d ruined his “experiment.” He always steals my chair and sits on whatever I’m working on. He also does this thing where he’ll jump up next to me while I’m eating and try to steal my food. He’s amazing.

    Wolf: While walking in the woods you come across…

    H. L.: A glowing blue egg about the size of a cantaloupe. Warm to the touch, it emits a strange rumbling noise. Almost a purr … actually, exactly a purr. I pick it up and press it to my cheek. The purring intensifies. Then (crack) the egg hatches. A furry face with an adorable pink nose gazes up at me. It spreads its bat-like wings and meows gently. I have finally found my cat-dragon. I name him Englebriet.

    DRAGONBRUCE

    Wolf: If you could have a super power, what would it be?

    H. L.: Teleportation. I hate driving and there are a lot of things I would do if I could get there instantly. They say the journey is a point unto itself, but if the journey is being stuck in traffic or a tiny airplane seat, I think I’m okay skipping it.

    Wolf: There is a door at the end of a dark, damp corridor. You hear rumbling. What do you do?

    H. L.: I summon Englebriet, my cat-dragon. He’s older now, about the size of a German Shepherd. He paces at my side, wings low, tail twitching. This is what he’s trained for, for beyond that door lies the lair of the insidious mouse-dragon who has been stealing the precious grain reserves from the nearby village. The door flies open, and the mouse-dragon flaps his wings and roars. His end is nigh, but the battle will be great (to be continued).

    Wolf: The world is about to end. What is the first thing you do?

    H. L.: (My instinct is to just answer “My husband” and leave it at that, but that might be a little more PG13 than you’re looking for, though, honestly, yeah … so I’ll give you a back-up answer, and you can leave this off if desired.). Something fun. I mean, assuming there is nothing heroic I can do to stop it and I’m not simultaneously granted powers to go anywhere and do anything so I’m like here at home, I’d probably just find something pleasant to do with my near to me family and chill and wait. Death doesn’t scare me all that much.

    Wolf: Which of your characters is your favorite?

    H. L.: Ellis Dalhart from the Nyssa Glass series. He’s buoyant, supportive of the female lead (Nyssa), resourceful, and hilarious. Though if you don’t like puns, he might annoy you after a bit. He really, really likes puns.

    Wolf: Describe a meal you would be served while visiting another world.

    H. L.: Fresh off our victory over the mouse-dragon, Englebriet takes me to the land of the cat-dragons where we are treated to a feast of sumptuous tuna. There is a catnip sorbet and some fine catnip wine. It is a grand time.

    Wolf: What story are you working on now?

    H. L.: I finished the first draft of the third book in my Spellsmith & Carver trilogy at the end of August and am slowly polishing it up for release. I have not decided what I will be writing next, but I have a few things percolating.

    Wolf: You look like you could use a cat-dragon. Do you want one?

    H. L.: YES! SO SO VERY MUCH!

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  • Author Interview

    Kathy Steinemann interviewed me this week. You can read the interview here.

  • LESSON LEARNED

    “You’re nothing but a thief, a leach living off people’s dreams,” someone yelled.

    Jay froze, hand inches from banging on Mr. Smith’s front door. He’d been thinking those same words as he slogged down the snow-covered driveway. So excited that a publisher wanted his novel, Jay didn’t think twice before shelling out thousands of dollars for editing, cover design, and postage. He even paid for most of the printing. All he had to show for his work and money was the box of overpriced books he bought from the publisher. The novel wasn’t even available on-line.

    A second voice squeaked like a rat caught in a trap. “I’ll pay you your royalties. Just let me get my checkbook.”

    It seemed Jay wasn’t the only one taken in by Smith Publishing. He peered in through the narrow window next to the door, but all he saw was a pair of shadows on the wall. One of them waved what looked like a weapon, just like the gun weighing down Jay’s pocket. The other held its hands in the air.

    “It’s too late, Smith.”

    “Please. I’ll give you anything.”

    Three shots rang out. The smaller shadow slumped to the ground. Flakes of snow slipped inside Jay’s jacket collar, but he didn’t notice. He wouldn’t be getting any money back after all. Nor did he get to confront Smith himself. At least he had a new novel idea. This time he’d be careful and check the Writers Beware and Predators and Editors websites first.